At Mr. Phil's Alabama Hot Sauce, we are not really very private, but there are few things we have to tell you and a few things we have to ask of you. So, here goes.
If you make a purchase on our website, we will guard your credit card and personal information with our life. I am paying a bundle to a credit card processor to make sure that information is safe and I feel pretty good about their ability to keep it safe. So, don't worry. Shop away. Anyone that tries to steal your stuff will be met with a full arsenal of weapons, including shotguns, pistols, several AR-15s, and other self-protection devices. If they make it through that, they will have to face the credit card processor's lawyers, and since we have all had phone calls from them to try to get us to use there cards, we know they never give up.
If you give us your email address, I will not sell it. Hell, I wouldn't even know where to sell it if I wanted to. I do have very complicated passwords and fingerprint protections on my laptop and my desktop computer, so anyone who tries to steal them would have trouble getting that information. I also have all of those firearms I mentioned in paragraph 2.
This website probably doesn't look like much for you skilled young pepper heads, but making this thing was quite an accomplishment for an old guy like me. So, please don't steal stuff off of it unless you really need it. If you do, then help yourself.
MOST IMPORTANT PARAGRAPH! We are not so privacy-minded that we don't want you to share this website. I am trying to sell hot sauce and spices, so feel free to share our website URL with all of your friends, and even people you don't like. Put the URL on your blog. Embed it in your emails. Write the URL on a piece of paper and put it in the church collection plate. Help me spread the word.